May 19, 2013 • 367,721 notes • psihoticno-sarkasticna
I once went to a concert with a friend (I don’t remember the band, she dragged me along) when I was 16. They were starting a wall of death and this guy who was flirting with me decides it would be funny to pull my top down, exposing my breasts, then throw me in the middle of this wall of death right as it’s about to meet. When I stumble in the middle and hit the wall someone screamed “STOP! EXPOSED GIRL!” and I thought they were all going to oggle at me. Instead, one guy quickly helped me cover up, three more helped me to my feet, and another asked who did that. When I pointed out the guy, two of them looked at him, me, each other, then nodded and punched the guy in the face before forcing him into the wall that was about to form again. Metal men are gentlemenly as shit.

I once went to a concert with a friend (I don’t remember the band, she dragged me along) when I was 16. They were starting a wall of death and this guy who was flirting with me decides it would be funny to pull my top down, exposing my breasts, then throw me in the middle of this wall of death right as it’s about to meet. When I stumble in the middle and hit the wall someone screamed “STOP! EXPOSED GIRL!” and I thought they were all going to oggle at me. Instead, one guy quickly helped me cover up, three more helped me to my feet, and another asked who did that. When I pointed out the guy, two of them looked at him, me, each other, then nodded and punched the guy in the face before forcing him into the wall that was about to form again.

Metal men are gentlemenly as shit.

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May 19, 2013 • 136 notes • adayofthek
adayofthek: Both Austin and Alan are perfection.

adayofthek:

Both Austin and Alan are perfection.

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May 19, 2013 • 27,700 notes • just-mimimi

theonewhosawitall:

whatifidontknowwhoiam:

I thought I could keep on without reblogging it.

I was wrong.

they should just start to higher tumblr to make adverts for them.

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May 19, 2013 • 24,126 notes • meghanhetrick.deviantart.com

undercover-witch:

tordles:

bratwurstp0rn:

gaysealapproves:

I found this nice tutorial/anatomy advice spread created by meghanhetrickof deviant art.

She gave me permission to post it up here to share so go make sure to visit her and look at her other creations of goodness! 

yes yes yes and yes 

boobs sag

deal with it 

gravity is a thing

i AM LITERALLY ONLY REBLOGGING FOR THE SHY TITS RUNNING INTO UR ARMPITS SENTENCe

Yes, unless the girl has implants, then they look rounder and don’t sag.

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May 19, 2013 • 48,851 notes • 50you50me
50you50me: An adorable desert fox walking against the wind in Morocco. 

50you50me:

An adorable desert fox walking against the wind in Morocco. 

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May 19, 2013 • 42,191 notes • clockey

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

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May 19, 2013 • 29,886 notes • strangeforeignbeauty

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May 19, 2013 • 2,684 notes • emmasttoned

Emma Stone pretending that she doesn’t like Ryan Gosling.

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May 19, 2013 • 3,113 notes • t-o-p-g-u-n

getyourcheeron:

cheertacity:

i love gabi just ugh… my biggest inspiration

at one point no one has her feet, damn

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May 19, 2013 • 1,158 notes • cheerleader-till-the-day-i-die

ua-all-day:

golden-babs:

to-be-fierce:

bows-above-everything:

cheerleader-till-the-day-i-die:

Soccer players get MADE into cheerleaders

YES

I MUST WATCH THIS NOWWWW

Link?

i do both. this is so great cause everyone on my soccer team makes jokes that soccer is the only real sport i play

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